My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady, swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed.
"She's my old girlfriend. I hear she took to drinking right after we split up many years ago,--and she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
Plans are finally in the works for a Virginia Women's Circle!