Begging please don't make a fool of me
Feet don't fail me now
Please don't keep me where I should not be
Feet don't fail me now
Stop pretending that you've gone to sleep
Feet don't fail me now
Begging please don't make a fool of me
The city-girl daughter and I put them on through fits of giggles and sat through the suggested 10 minutes of wear.
After reading the accompanying documentation I feel that I must warn you that if you attempt to eat Pampered Toes, choking or health problems may result.
Also they are for external use only (where else would we have feet? In our mouth? Up our ass?).
The youngest daughter purchased her wedding shoes while visiting during the holidays. I applaud her good sense in selecting something comfortable for her big day. The shoes are all satiny white with lots and lots of sparkly stones across the straps. Very, very shiny.
And here's something to get your feet moving:



