The hot flashes are becoming less frequent. I think I'm going to be okay.
But, just to show that I do have a sense of humor about the whole thing, I am sharing a different perspective.
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all he has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands.
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other.
| Dangerous: | Safer: | Safest: | Ultra Safe: | |
What's for dinner?
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Can I help you
with dinner?
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Where would you like to go for dinner?
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Here, have
some wine.
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Are you
wearing that?
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Wow, you sure look good in brown!
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Wow! Look at you!
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Here, have some wine.
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What are you
so worked up about?
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Could we be overreacting?
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Here's my paycheck.
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Here, have some wine.
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Should you be eating that?
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You know,
there are lots of apples left.
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Can I get you
a piece of chocolate with that?
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Here, have some wine.
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What
did you do
all day?
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I hope you
didn't over-do it
today.
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I've always loved you
in that robe!
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Here, have some wine.
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13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Swing 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweats 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Pack My Stuff AND MY FAVORITE ONE 12. Potential Murder Suspect | |
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