More or (less) Hormones

The hot flashes are becoming less frequent. I think I'm going to be okay.
But, just to show that I do have a sense of humor about the whole thing, I am sharing a different perspective.

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all he has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his own hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other. Dangerous: Safer: Safest: Ultra Safe: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! Wow! Look at you! Here, have some wine. What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are lots of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you do all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine. 13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Swing 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweats 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Pack My Stuff AND MY FAVORITE ONE 12. Potential Murder Suspect

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